Total Medals Earned: 61 (From 16 different games.) Total Medal Score: 890 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/295 points)
Start The Game
Get Defeated by a Nerd
Defeat Jack
Defeat Luis
Defeat ninjamuffin99
Defeat Tom Fulp
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/25 points)
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 5/18 (210/660 points)
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 12/20 (85/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/110 points)
Play Pico Party
Call A Friend
Let In A Faker
Buy Pizza
Failed To Host A NG Party
Beat The Game
Medals Earned: 5/6 (250/300 points)
Find the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Hit some poop with the hammer